| Misha's joke: | so there was a knock on the door and it was a snail so the man threw it. 2 years later, there was a knock again & it was the same snail & he said 'what was that for?' |
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)
#a brain surgery without anesthesia would hurt less than this.
But brain surgery happens without anesthesia. There are no nerve endings in your brain and they need you awake to operate on it, so you’re functioning when your brain is being operated on. The only time you get anesthesia is when they cut your head open to get to the brain. Sorry, but your tag is not correct.
(Source: deeply-inside, via ineedahiddlevention)
I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.
(Source: anderlynn, via itrytwiceashard-andimhalfasliked)
I’m going to a bunch of free hipster concerts this summer so the chances of me getting stoned and drunk (((and laid))) went up like 497638%.
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating MerlinHANNIBAL YOU SPIT MERLIN OUT, RIGHT. NOW!
Impeccable timing fandoms
(Source: bowtie-doctor, via longlive-the-king)
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
I swear to god.
(via irishfrosting)
